Mercedes quotes from P-Valley

Mercedes

One man in the club, looking to spend money. Two men in the club, looking to make money.

Mercedes

[To Terika] Well, Terika, I get paid for mine. You're out here shaking your shit for free.

Mercedes

Who went and done this and fucked up my mascara?

Mercedes

[To Autumn] Damn. You finessed (Andre) without even looking. Goddamn, you high-yella helpless.

Mercedes

[To Autumn] You can be Thelma and I'll be Louise.

Mercedes

[To Montavious] It looks like you're getting white and brown liquor tonight. Careful of the mix though. Sometimes it can make a nigger sick.

Mercedes

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Mercedes

[To Roulette] Mind the business that pays you.

Mercedes

[To Autumn] You're an easy bitch to love but an easier bitch to hate.

Mercedes

What you sipping on tonight? Brown liquor or white?

I'll try the white for tonight.

It's innocent.

Mercedes

Say the guilty.

Mercedes

Is there room for me on that lap of yours?

You know, I can always make room for the GOAT. You should have been with Alvin Ailey with all that talent.

Mercedes

I'm fine where I is, Coach, right here with you.

Mercedes

You throwin' me out now?

Clifford

That's what a boss bitch does to her baby birds.

You ain't selling a product. You're just selling an experience.

Mercedes

If there's one thing I know how to sell, it's an experience.

Where to?

Mercedes

Anywhere but here.