P-Valley Season 1 quotes

Wyatt

Ain't this pouring sugar on shit.

Shit with sugar on it is better than nothin', don't ya think, Wyatt?

Patrice

What in the hell?

Uncle Clifford

Now you listen here, Patrice. OK? What you're not going to do is disrespect me, 'cause I could have easily let your ass rot in that jail for what you did to Mercedes. But this thing here is bigger than the both of us.

I'm sorry. I don't drink.

Ernestine

What kind of ho is you?

[To Andre] I'm going to put a cap in your monkey ass.

$200,000.

Ernestine

Oh, Lahd! That's more than my coochee's worth.

She ran out on me like a thief in the night.

Mercedes

Don't hate her for loving her child more than you. Because mothers are built that way.

Mercedes

[To Montavious] It looks like you're getting white and brown liquor tonight. Careful of the mix though. Sometimes it can make a nigger sick.

I'm not your wife.

You could have been. You should have been.

The only thing you're married to is that fuckin' gang of yours.

Uncle Clifford

[To Big L] Look what the riffraff done bringeth to the clubbeth.

Diamond, ain't nothing poppin' off tonight with you at the door.

Diamond

Better not be. It smells like rain.

They always under-estimate how smart the pretty girls are.

Yeah. You pretty-ass bitches can get away with murder.

Almost.

[To Andre] I guess Chucalissa crept up in my veins like a good vice.

Ain't you scared?

No. I ain't scared of the living.

Nothing works. Paint the walls red, bloodstains also bleed back through.

Hand me that hex key.

Clifford

Chile, what that is?