Gidget quotes from P-Valley

Gidget

I turned my regular into my boyfriend.

Boyfriend?

Gidget

White girl magic!

Gidget

Look at you, gecko.

You make a million?

Gidget

What you said? A stripper's always got to have her looks. That's what my momma said.

Gidget

Something's happened to her.

Clifford

Gidget, we ain't got time for those white-girl tears, although they are very tasty.

Gidget

God's a bitch.

And she got jokes tonight.

Gidget

What would you do if someone took all your stacks?

Kill him.

Gidget

I just don't understand why [Keyshawn] won't just leave.

Because that's when they're most likely to kill you.

Gidget

It sounds like something you know personally.