Mercedes quotes from P-Valley

Mercedes

They say Jesus come like a thief in the night. Well, they ain't met no Patrice Woodbine.

Patrice

God forgave me for that. You gonna have to forgive me too.

Mercedes

You stupid if you're trying to hide money in a locker.

Not as stupid as the church building fund.

Mercedes

Duly noted, bitch.

Mercedes

Cortez probably rolling over in his grave.

Cortez ain't rollin' nowhere because I burned his cheatin' ass up.

Mercedes

You loved dance.

No. I just loved being around you.

But you gotta want something more than that.

Mercedes

Ain't no love for ladies selling lust because that's all they ever want from you.

She ran out on me like a thief in the night.

Mercedes

Don't hate her for loving her child more than you. Because mothers are built that way.

C'mon. Last dance.

Mercedes

Sheee-it.

Mercedes

I ain't no motherfuckin' coach.

You are, actually.

Mercedes

I ain't no ho.

Farrah

You're getting paid $10,000 a weekend to have sex in a condo with my husband, correct? Don't worry. I don't get paid that much and I have to lay under him all fuckin' week. Want to trade places?

Mercedes

Hell, no.

I don't need the exposure.

Mercedes

But I bet you need that Mercedes experience.

Farrah

What if I fall?

Mercedes

What if you fly?

Mercedes

Maybe I ain't meant to fly no more.

Clifford

Niggers come to see you fall, not fly. And your injury ain't in your shoulder. It's in your head.