Patrice quotes from P-Valley

Patrice

Judge not lest ye be judged (although she need to be judged).

Patrice

[To Wayne] The only reason you on the ballot is because the mayor's dead. But I digress.

Patrice

[To Terrika] You sure look like Mercedes when you lie.

Could you hurry the hell up?

Patrice

You have a blessed fuckin' day, too.

Mercedes

They say Jesus come like a thief in the night. Well, they ain't met no Patrice Woodbine.

Patrice

God forgave me for that. You gonna have to forgive me too.

Patrice

What in the hell?

Uncle Clifford

Now you listen here, Patrice. OK? What you're not going to do is disrespect me, 'cause I could have easily let your ass rot in that jail for what you did to Mercedes. But this thing here is bigger than the both of us.