Autumn quotes from P-Valley

Gidget

What would you do if someone took all your stacks?

Kill him.

Mercedes

You stupid if you're trying to hide money in a locker.

Not as stupid as the church building fund.

Mercedes

Duly noted, bitch.

I shot you.

Not well enough.

Gidget

I just don't understand why [Keyshawn] won't just leave.

Because that's when they're most likely to kill you.

Gidget

It sounds like something you know personally.

But you gotta want something more than that.

Mercedes

Ain't no love for ladies selling lust because that's all they ever want from you.

Clifford

[To Autumn] Ain't no use in being the richest bitch in the graveyard, Hailey.

[To Clifford] I gave you 15 percent of ownership.

Is that what getting rid of bodies goes for nowadays? I'm just asking ... for a friend.

C'mon. Last dance.

Mercedes

Sheee-it.

[To Autumn] You dancin' tonight?

You don't want to see that dance.

Need a receipt?

No. Uh-uh. I don't need no evidence.

Smart man.

[To Corbin] We appreciate your low-dick offer.

Uncle Clifford

But we're wondering if there might be some bigger dick out in the sea.

Mercedes

I ain't no motherfuckin' coach.

You are, actually.

Clifford

Can't nobody replace Mercedes.

Everybody can be replaced.

Corbin, what's you doing here so early in the morning?

Corbin

It's noon.

I guess I'm still on stripper time.

I thought you ghosted me.

Uncle Clifford

Child, I'm the last ghost you need to be worried about in this here building.