CHClaire Howell
You know what your problem is, Diane? You wanna be everybody's best pal.
And your problem? You wanna be everybody's worst nightmare.
S3 E6Cruel and Unusual Punishments
CKChris Keller
You saw my ex, Bonnie? When I met her, she was all alone, very unhappy. So I knew it would be easy to get her to fall in love with me. But what I didn't know was after I broke her heart would she still love me? See, I'm a piece of shit. I am worthless. As bad as they come. And to have someone keep loving me, no matter how bad... [pause] You happy now? You got me to open up and spill my guts all over your table. Breakthrough.
S3 E7Secret Identities
'Know thyself.' That's what Socrates said, or Aristotle, or one of those dead white men. To know one's self; that may be the hardest thing any of us will ever do.
Clark Kent is the secret identity of Superman. I don't understand why Superman even needed a secret identity. I mean, if I'm invulnerable, all the chicks want me, why do I spend my time disguised as a four-eyed loser? The truth is: Superman's schizophrenic. His super-id is fucking with his super-ego. The man's conflicted, no doubt about it.
(Napa enters his cell to find Nat in an elegant evening gown)
NNat
Did I over dress?
NNapa
Oh, Jesus. You know, you look a lot like my ex-wife.
NNat
Thanks.
NNapa
That's not a compliment.
In his day, Antonio Napa was a great man. He was like a father to me. Well, more like an uncle.
The good citizens of Gotham City have got to be the dumbest fucks on the planet. They got Batman and Robin running around, saving them from the Joker, the Riddler and such. And at the same time they got Bruce Wayne and his ward Dick Grayson in the headlines every day. Batman and Robin, Bruce and Dick. You're telling me not one person put two and two together?
I know you're gonna think this is bullshit. But I feel very badly about my part in Andy's death. Losing a kid, there's nothing worse. And I want to make it up to you.
How? How can you ever make it up to me?
You have another son. You don't know where he is. Through my partners at my old law office, I could find him.
And that's supposed to even the score? Make everything okay?
It's a start.
Beecher, you're crazier than I thought. There's only one way things will ever be alright between us. You DEAD!
People are defined by three things: Their heads: how they think. Their hearts: what they feel. Their dicks: who they fuck. At the end of the day, each of us has to answer one question. One, not so simple question. Who am I?
S3 E8Out o' Time
We Russians, we are suspicious of everyone.
ORO'Reily
Khan's braindamaged.
No.
ORO'Reily
Yeah. I saw it when he went down. His eyes went all vacant and shit.
You mean, I made him... just like me?
ORO'Reily
Worse.
A Bunch of men sit in cells on the brink of a new Year,a new century,a new Millenium.They look into the future and all They can see ahead is themselves sitting in those same cells.Black or white,here We are:On the precipis.We either hang on or We fall off.Together or separately.Its Our choice.Its up to Us.Its up to You and Me
Alone is alone. It's the way I've been my whole fucking life. I just don't belong in the world.
Everybody's worried about this Y2K problem. Come 2000, the computers are gonna have a nervous breakdown. Planes will fall from the sky, the water supply will dry up and the Pentagon will start shooting nuclear warheads at Canada. Some predict that prison doors will automatically spring open. But I got the solution: A do-over. At the stroke of midnight, it's 1900 again and we get to do the whole fucking century over. I mean, let's face it. We didn't do such a hot job the first time around.
What the hell happened?
Howell and Diane got into a fight. Over me.
Christ.
Look, don't. OK, Leo, I don't want to hear any of your sanctimonious bullshit.
I don't care what you want to hear. It's time you started taking responsibility for the shitstorms you create.
What? That's all I do, all day, every day, is take responsibility, Leo. For every fucking thing in Em City. And all I've ever looked to you for is a little support.
I supported you.
Yeah, like with the thing with Wangler? You took his side right away.
I did not!
Yeah, you took his fucking side! Like you always do. Like you do with Hill, like you do with Said, and even Clayton Hughes. All the brothers. No matter which side of the law.
Are you saying I do that because they're black?
Well, read the score card, pal, and add it up for yourself.
Fuck you, McManus!
Yeah, fuck me!
Guys, guys, everybody's listening.
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