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S1 E7Plan B

[Beecher confronts Schillinger in the gym]

You're gonna die!

Not today!

[Beecher kicks Schillinger in the groin, then bashes his head with a dumbbell, then proceeds to tie him up with a crowd cheering him on]

Yeah, tie that motherfucking Nazi up!

[Beecher then takes a bench and slams it onto Schillinger's chest, then pulls down his pants]

Hey, motherfucker, you remember THIS!

[proceeds to defecate onto Schillinger's face, the crowd cheers]

Ah, he SHIT on him!

[Beecher laughs diabolically]

Sieg heil, baby! Sieg fucking heil!

S1 E8A Game of Checkers

Remember when your High School History teacher said "The course of human events changes because of the deeds of great men"?. Well the bitch was lying. Fuck Caesar, fuck Lincoln, fuck Mahatma Gandhi. The world keeps turning because of me and you: the anonymous. Revolutions start because people don't have enough bread. Wars start over a game of Checkers.

I had a visit from my sons. They're almost out of their teens now, almost men. Yesterday my boys sat there across from me ranting and raging. They were both fucked up on drugs. They know I hate drugs, that I'm in here because I hate drugs and because I love them. I got about three months until I'm up for parole. All I want to do is get out of here, be there for them. Try to help my kids. That's all.

If I put you back into Em City, you'll kill Beecher.

If I wanted him dead, he'd already be dead.

You say you've changed. Why should I believe you?

(smiles) Trust me, McManus. You lose an eye, you get kicked in the balls, you get a face full of shit, you become a different man.

I don't want any trouble.

No, of course not! You get into a fight, you fuck up your parole! And I hear that for the next few months, you're gonna be a good little boy so you can get out of Oz and save your two sons. You know, I think that's great. But what I'm wondering is: what if Vern never gets out? What if, as he comes up for parole, he gets into a brawl? A knock-down drag-out with his old roomie! What if, every time he comes up for parole, Vern gets into some ugly incident and has to serve his entire sentence? And his two sons, they become monsters. (laughs) That's just what I'm wondering about.

Now, I am not saying that the men in Oz are innocent. I am saying they are not here because of the crimes that they committed, but because of the color of their skin, the lack of education, the fact that they are poor. You see, this riot is not about getting smoking back, conjugal rights, it's not even about life in prison. It's about society taking responsibility. It's about the whole horrid judicial system. And we don't need more prisons, bigger prisons, better prisons. We need better justice. Now what can you do about that?

Yeah, who cares who lives or dies in prison? We read their names in the morning paper and they mean nothing to us! They're faceless! Truth is we don't want to put a face on them! We don't want to know who they really are because then it might hit too close to home. And home is what it's all about, right? Making a home no matter where you are, no matter who you are. At the end of the day, all of us need somewhere to rest. Somewhere to lay our bones. Even if it's in a land called Oz. Yeah, like Dorothy says when she wakes up in her own bed back at Aunt Em's: "There's no place like home. There's no fucking place like home!"

S2 E1The Tip

Ryan O'Reily. Vehicular manslaughter, reckless endangerment, possession of controlled substances, possession of a deadly weapon, violation of parole. That's an amazing list of crimes.

Well, you know, I applied myself.

You can't have it both ways, governor! If the prisoners are guilty, so are you.

This is not the attitude I expect from my next Attorney-General.

You know something. I don't want to be Attorney-General. I want to be GOVERNOR!

What?

I'll see you on the campaign trail, Devlin.

Oh, great. More Em City prags. You fucks have a hissy fit, now the rest of us gotta sleep on top of each other. Hear me boys, hear me good. This is my cell, this is my bunk. You got a problem with that?

S2 E2Ancient Tribes

You may have breast cancer.

(laughs) That's funny.

I'm not joking.

Breast cancer? Girls get breast cancer.

Men do too. It's rare, especially at your age, but it does happen.

I'm not a fag, you know. I've been in this shithole for over a year, and I ain't ever taken it up the ass!

No one is saying that you have!

Bullshit! You're telling me I've got a chick's disease!

Men have breasts, the same as women.

What the fuck you talking about? I ain't got breasts, I got a chest! (pulls open his shirt) See it? Huh, see it?!

Reading Mein Kampf? Let me tell you how it ends. The Aryans get their asses kicked!

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