The librarian will no longer be available between the hours of 2 and 4 p.m.
That's because she's gonna be with me.
S2 E2Ancient Tribes
Hill, you think I'm insane, right?
Shit, yeah.
Thank God I'm crazy, 'cause I don't give a shit!
So, thank you for last night.
You wanted Beecher dead, right?
Yeah, I wanted him dead.
You paid me, right? Two grand?
Yeah.
Wanna see the body?
Shit. Yeah.
All right. In here. [She takes him into a room, Beecher walks in.]
What the fuck?
Nice try, Vern baby.
Beecher. [McManus and some COs come in.]
Got anything to say?
About what? I don't know what you're talking about.
[Diane plays tape recording]
You wanted Beecher dead, right?
Yeah, I wanted him dead. [tape recording stops]
You can forget about your parole hearing. Instead, get yourself a good lawyer. We're charging you with conspiracy to commit murder.
This is bullshit. I'm being set up.
Take him to the Hole.
All right. Starting next month, the librarian will be available in the library from one to five PM Monday to Friday only.
Yeah, that's 'cause the rest of the time she gonna be with me.
What did you say?
Nothing. [Glynn signals the COs to remove Alvarez]
It's ten to 4:00, man.
Yeah?
Well, I haven't done dick all day, man. I been standing here. My mother and my sisters are coming in ten minutes.
You're right. You haven't done dick all day. Clean my bathroom.
What?
Clean the bathroom. The floor, the sink, scrub the toilet. When you're done, when it's spotless, go meet your family.
You fucking with me?
You're right, I'm fucking with you. The mop and the bucket are in there.
S2 E3Great Men
(looking around her new cell) How comfy.
ORO'Reily
I can't figure out why the fuck you care, but I'm glad you do. No one's ever given a shit about me my whole life, so I'm not very good at saying thanks.
ORO'Reily
Would you fucking relax?
SShannen
Don't get pissy with me! I'm the one who's thinking of you!
We can rule Oz!
Evil is the only thing that has survived intact these past thousand years.
The end of the century is coming, y'all! End of the millennium. A lot of lists being printed about who's the greatest person of the past 1,000 years. By great, they mean who had the most impact, Einstein, Edison, Freud. I can tell you one thing for sure. My name won't be on that list. Neither will anyone else's here in Oz.
Hey, Rebadow. Y'know, I think I got you. I think I got a piece of information for you.
Really?
Mm-hmm. It's about Glynn and his daughter.
You mean that she was brutally raped and is in the hospital?
Shit, how'd you know that? Well, I know one thing I know you don't know.
What's that?
Who raped Glynn's daughter.
You're right, I don't.
Yeah, I do.
How do you know who did it?
Oh, that's because I was just talking to him on the phone.
Leo, we're sorry to hear about your daughter.
Does everybody know?
Pretty much, yeah. Look, I can persuade Alvarez to give up the name of the prick who did this.
No, thanks.
Why not? Hey, why not? Why not?
First, I don't want to owe you any more favors. And second, and I know you won't understand this, but it's not right.
Right, wrong, right, wrong. There's such a fine line between it.
Not for me.
S2 E4Losing Your Appeal
Rats in the garden, catch'em Tauser, cows in the cornfield, run boys run, cats in the creampot, stop her now, sir! Fire on the mountain, run boys run!
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