We Russians, we are suspicious of everyone.
S3 E8Out o' Time
ORO'Reily
Khan's braindamaged.
No.
ORO'Reily
Yeah. I saw it when he went down. His eyes went all vacant and shit.
You mean, I made him... just like me?
ORO'Reily
Worse.
A Bunch of men sit in cells on the brink of a new Year,a new century,a new Millenium.They look into the future and all They can see ahead is themselves sitting in those same cells.Black or white,here We are:On the precipis.We either hang on or We fall off.Together or separately.Its Our choice.Its up to Us.Its up to You and Me
Alone is alone. It's the way I've been my whole fucking life. I just don't belong in the world.
Everybody's worried about this Y2K problem. Come 2000, the computers are gonna have a nervous breakdown. Planes will fall from the sky, the water supply will dry up and the Pentagon will start shooting nuclear warheads at Canada. Some predict that prison doors will automatically spring open. But I got the solution: A do-over. At the stroke of midnight, it's 1900 again and we get to do the whole fucking century over. I mean, let's face it. We didn't do such a hot job the first time around.
What the hell happened?
Howell and Diane got into a fight. Over me.
Christ.
Look, don't. OK, Leo, I don't want to hear any of your sanctimonious bullshit.
I don't care what you want to hear. It's time you started taking responsibility for the shitstorms you create.
What? That's all I do, all day, every day, is take responsibility, Leo. For every fucking thing in Em City. And all I've ever looked to you for is a little support.
I supported you.
Yeah, like with the thing with Wangler? You took his side right away.
I did not!
Yeah, you took his fucking side! Like you always do. Like you do with Hill, like you do with Said, and even Clayton Hughes. All the brothers. No matter which side of the law.
Are you saying I do that because they're black?
Well, read the score card, pal, and add it up for yourself.
Fuck you, McManus!
Yeah, fuck me!
Guys, guys, everybody's listening.
JHJaz Hoyt
What do you want?
The niggers are up to something.
CKChris Keller
The niggers are always up to something. So are you.
Look, I know there's been a lot of shit between us all over the years but we gotta put that aside. At least for now. We gotta be bound by the one thing that joins us all together. The color of our skin.
I am not gonna listen to this shit. C'mon, Chris.
CKChris Keller
Wait a sec. I wanna hear what he has to say.
I'm Russian, and I'm a Jew. But I'm also white. So Schillinger, do you accept me as a part of your group?
Yes.
Aw, fuck.
S4 E1A Cock And Balls Story
Like a cannibal?
A cannibal eats somebody else's flesh.
So what do you call a guy who eats his own flesh?
Inventive.
Oz didn't make you a bitch. You were born one.
She was cheating on you?
MMoses
Yeah. With her husband.
They were married?
MMoses
Bitch told me they was through. I don't fuck with another man's wife! I got principles.
She fell in love with a bobby?
No, not a bobby, Tim! He's a guard. He guards the queen.
Well, then I'm sure they'll have a lot in fucking common!
For the past 2 weeks, we have been in 24 hour lockdown. Now, I’m not gonna go into the specifics as to what caused the situation. You know it. I’ve brought you together to say this: When the lockdown ends, depends on you. It is my intention to put this prison back on a routine schedule. But, hear me good. If there is one single incident of race-related violence, I will lock you away again, black and white, 24-7, for the rest of your fucking lives.
Hey, Beecher, this one’s for you.
It’s empty.
Yeah. We had to confiscate the contents.
A letter from my grandmother? What could have possibly been in here that you had to confiscate it?
Well, if I told you, then you’d know.
[Em City. Devlin is on TV]:
You know, when I was first elected Governor, crime was out of control, but we went to work, fighting for three strikes and you're out...
[cuts to Em City prisoners]
That bastard's running for another term after all the crap he’s pulled.
I’m voting for him.
What? Why?
Well, things are better now then they were 4 years ago.
Better for who? Not for us.
Well, in general life has improved across the state since Devlin took office. The economy is up, crime is down.
JHJaz Hoyt
You’d actually vote for that asshole?
Yes.
You can’t vote. You were convicted of a felony. You are no longer eligible to vote.
Really?
Really.
Oh, well, that’s okay. I never used to vote anyway.
[cuts back to TV]
TATV announcer
The courage to lead. James Devlin, Governor.
S4 E2Obituaries
I don't want to love him, but I do.
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