I'm James.
RReefer
That's a man's name.
In French, ‘J'aime' means ‘I love'.
RReefer
Reefer.
Well, that's the same in any language, isn't it?
S4 E13Reefer
S4 E14Willy Ward
[to Ms. Hudson, who is in Florida on a hunting trip] You know, I can't seem to picture you in camouflage and orange.
HMs. Hudson
Well, after I zero in on my prey, I usually wear nothing at all.
Now that I can picture.
[trying to join in on a breast augmentation Christian is doing] Scoot over Christian, you don't get to have all the fun.
What are you doing here? Thought you'd cop a feel while she was under?
I just think that we should give Ms. Hudson the best treatment we can. Since I'm available, I figured I'd just make sure the operation goes as smoothly as possible.
Oh Jesus, you've gotta be kidding me. You pull this crap every time you're fragile little ego gets bruised.
Boys, boys, boys. This is why God gave women two breasts. Now each of you take one, and go play in your corner of the sandbox.
[after giving Matt sex advice] The neighbors will either move or send you flowers.
If that's what you did with her, I can't imagine what Christian and Kimber did together.
Hello, Christian.
Don't you mean ‘hello, asshole?'
[to Christian] I'm in awe of you, always have been.
S4 E15Gala Gallardo
I have surgery this afternoon, Sean. If I don't get my caffeine, I will fire Linda as soon as she even thinks about rolling her eyes at me.
Linda is irreplaceable. There is no McNamara/Troy without her. And there shouldn't be a Troy/Landau without her either.
You're the one I can't replace, Sean.
Take the coffeemaker, Sean. When you become a big, successful Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, this will remind you of where you come from.
It's not the past I'm worried about, Christian, it's your future. Liars don't just pick a day to stop lying. And if you lay down with dogs, you're gonna wake up with fleas.
Burning sage supposedly cleanses the environment of bad events, bad memories. Like a divorce. Or if someone was shot in the head in the living room, that sort of thing.
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[to the couple moving in] Hey, you guys might want to sage the nursery. His ex-wife screwed a dwarf in there.
You weren't exactly upfront about your past.
Would you have been if you were me?
You know what my first impression of Hollywood is, Sean? It's a shithole. Where's the excitement I grew up reading about? Where's the glamour, huh? This town needs me. Which is why I'm moving here.
[about Michelle] You love her, Christian.
I do love her. But I can't trust her. Apparently, you're the only person I can trust. Absolutely trust.
Just so you know, this Encino crap ain't gonna cut it. It's Rodeo Drive the whole way. With my sizzling good looks and brilliant business savvy and your moderately impressive talent, I think we could take over this town.
Sorry, not interested. Unless I get to pick out the carpet this time, and retain my customary first billing.
I think we could work something out.
[in Sean's California operating room] Nurse, it's quieter than an ant's fart in here. Go play some music.
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