You wouldn't dare mess up your most perfect work.
I already have!
S3 E3Derek, Alex, and Gary
Kimber's not a condiment from IHOP, sweetheart, she's not to be passed around the table.
[toasting to the foursome] To even numbers.
KKit
I had higher expectations of you Christian, but the truth is you're nothing more than a domesticated housecat with an expensive haircut, and no sense of adventure.
Domesticated or not there is no pussy for you here.
I have an 8:30 lift with Quentin.
Make sure you don't drop the scalpel. Our new partner plays for both teams.
Could you have misinterpreted?
I've never had a buddy of mine stick his pinky up my ass just for shits and giggles.
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I think he has a man-crush on you.
Me? It is you that he's trying to screw!
With all due respect you know more about the different classes of tequila than you do parenting.
I know enough to know that the pound wouldn't give either of you a 10 year old mutt covered in shit right now.
S3 E4Rhea Reynolds
My guess it's phantom pain.
Who do I see for phantom pain, Ghostbusters?
What's the big deal? What part of you being or having an asshole could shock me?
Is this surgery or open mic night at the lesbian coffee bar?
S3 E5Granville Trapp
The police found a condom a the crime scene with Christian's DNA.
So? The police planted it, that happens all the time.
DNA doesn't lie.
Ask O.J. He'll tell you otherwise.
Fourteen hours in this place without a cup of coffee even Ghandi would become a narcoleptic.
Throw a stone down South Beach and you would hit some model I did not call back.
[to Kit] If I'm not home by ten o'clock and deep into a beer and some Chinese food, I'll have my lawyer sue you for defamation of character, false arrest and, if possible, being a royal bitch.
I think you know more about someone in the first five minutes than you do in an entire twenty-year relationship. Those first gut instincts, they're always right. It's time and sentimentality that cloud the mind's ability to judge.
[to Sean, about Christian] You've known him for twenty years and you would have never imagined that he was Matt's father.
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