[to Merrill, referring to his prison husband] Must have been one hell of a guy. It usually takes at least six karats for a bitch to give it up like that.
“Merrill Bobolit” · Season 4, Episode 10
In this episode: Christian Troy (3), Sean (1), Julia (1), Kimber (1)
Julia, Matt and I are in love. And I understand that becoming a grandmother brings up complicated feelings. But please don't make that our problem.
My eighteen-year-old son is having a child with a woman who happens to have slept with both of his fathers. There is nothing complicated about my feelings!
[to Christian]] Have you ever had a baby that someone else didn't think was theirs?
[referring to Matt's marriage to Kimber] That's like saying we should be happy if you're a drug addict and just scored a bag of heroin.
I'd prefer a blond that can suck the yellow off a canary than brunettes with tight asses.
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