Do you know the difference between God and a surgeon? God doesn't think he's a surgeon.
“Conor McNamera” · Season 4, Episode 8
In this episode: Christian Troy (1), Sean (1), Julia (1)
At the moment, I'm grateful for every single surgery that's giving me the skill to make my son whole.
EEvetta
[to Christian] I was talking about my heartburn, dummy. I don't need no Hoover vacuum stealing my ass. Where I come from, I don't get lipo to attract a man. I eat another cherry pie and put more junk in my trunk.
This is for old times' sake. Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
EEvetta
Can I answer that one? Cause there are a few things I don't like about Driving Miss Crazy here.
GMrs. Grubman
No, you can't answer that one, Evetta. If I wanted someone with an opinion, I'd have hired Star Jones.
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