And this is my cabin.
Looks more like a rustic convention center than a cabin, sir.
Well, I bought 50 cabins, dismantled them and then reassembled them into one big-ass cabin.
S5 E21Retirement
I must admit, this evening is turning out better than I thought.
You're half loaded.
And you're not?
Halfway doesn't do it for me anymore.
S5 E22New Hampshire
Matthew has never lived more than five miles from his mother in his entire life.
We all have to leave our mothers sometime.
Well, put it this way, Dave: When Matthew's mother dies, I envision him dressing in her clothes and murdering transients.
[Beth finds out that Dave was willing to give her up to keep Lisa from being transferred to the New Hampshire station]
Will Mr. Nelson be needing anything else?
No, that's alright. Thank you.
Am I to understand my services here are no longer required?
That's right.
You son of a bitch! I knew it!
Is this Have Your Secretary Committed Day?
Ah, sarcasm. The last resort of sons of bitches!!!
Matthew, what are you doing under there?
Surprise! Remember how you thought I was going to abandon you? In your dreams, buddy!
Yeah, in my dreams....
So what do you want me to do? We gotta get crackin'. You want me to do some electrical work, do some reporting, read the news, get you some coffee?
You take your pick.
I'm gonna get you some coffee.
Great.
How do you take it?
Hot and black.
How about cold with little things floating on it?
Sounds great.
It's just you and me, pal. You and me... forever!
I know...
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