AAndrew
[in a high-pitched voice] Hey, everybody! It's me...Matthew!
Dude, you're not Matthew.
AAndrew
Okay, obviously.
“Twins” · Season 3, Episode 18
In this episode: Dave Nelson (1), Bill McNeal (1), Joe Garelli (1), Matthew Brock (1)
AAndrew
Dude, we're still brothers. It's just that we're not twins. And biologically speaking, we're not actually brothers, either.
But we look so much alike.
AAndrew
No we don't. I'm three inches shorter than you are. You have blond hair, I have brown hair. I have green eyes, you have blue. I can grow a beard. I'm Jewish! How old are you?
Twenty-eight.
AAndrew
And how old am I?
Twenty-nine. But I just thought it was because you came out first.
Bill, what possessed you to negotiate a raise that would cripple the station?
Greed.
And what has that greed gotten you?
Money.
And what has that money gotten you?
Happiness, but stop trying to cheer me up!
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