Andrew and Matthew in “Twins”

Dude, we're still brothers. It's just that we're not twins. And biologically speaking, we're not actually brothers, either.

Matthew

But we look so much alike.

No we don't. I'm three inches shorter than you are. You have blond hair, I have brown hair. I have green eyes, you have blue. I can grow a beard. I'm Jewish! How old are you?

Matthew

Twenty-eight.

And how old am I?

Matthew

Twenty-nine. But I just thought it was because you came out first.