Did you commit any crimes that weren't SAT related?
I broke into a library.
To vandalize it?
No, I had a big history test and the only copy of the Federalist Papers I had at home was abridged.
“Super Karate Monkey Death Car” · Season 4, Episode 4
In this episode: Dave Nelson (1), Lisa Miller (1), Joe Garelli (1), Beth (1), Matthew Brock (1)
Dave, when am I getting my job back? 'Cuz, I am going stir crazy.
You have to have patience, Matthew. I'm doing everything I can.
Well, I'm doing my part.
I know. Unfortunately, that is precisely why you were fired in the first place.
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