Dave, don't worry about it. You know what they say: "Mighty oaks from little acorns grow."
...Thanks, Bill. Do you get all your lines from fortune cookies?
[A short while later]
Envy not that which not need be possessed.
Good fortune happy lucky big time for you and family. That one doesn't make a lot of sense, but it's always stuck with me.
This is the most childish stunt you have ever pulled.
Au contraire, my dear. Gluing your pencils together was the most childish stunt I ever pulled.
You know, I do not blame you. If my boyfriend acted like that, I would go absolutely bitchcakes.
I just made that up. You think it's gonna catch on?
Joe, get this off there. Get it off there, okay?
You can't take something off the Internet.
It's like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool. It's in there, it's in there.
JJim
All right, come on you two. Geez, I don't know. It's like everybody's going absolutely bitchcakes here today.
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