What exactly happened?
She frenched me, Lisa. We got in the limo, and she was all over me.
I'm sorry, Bill. That must have been very uncomfortable for you.
You know what it's like? It's like taking your daughter to the fair and buying her cotton candy and winning prizes for her... and then you get on the Ferris wheel and she wants to make out.
[uncomfortable] OK...
Well, how could she do that to me, Lisa? How could she... french her daddy?
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