NewsRadio · Season 2, Episode 2
“Goofy Ball” · Season 2, Episode 2
In this episode: Dave Nelson (3), Mr. James (2), Lisa Miller (2)
You're sleeping with the boss now, Lisa. What do you think the staff's gonna feel about that? You know what people think about Yoko Ono.
Yes, I do sir.
What about you Dave, you know what they think about Paul McCartney.
You mean John Lennon.
No, people liked him.
You know, back in the service we used to have a saying, "You can't expect the troops to salute you if you're sleeping with the sergeant."
(confused) What... what branch of the service were you in sir?
Do you have another shirt?
Sure. Here you go. [hands Lisa a blue shirt]
Dave, this is identical to the one I have on.
No it isn't. That one is Azure and that one is Lapis.
Can I have another shirt, please?
[pulls out a series of blue shirts] Let's see, there's Indigo, Sapphire, Sky, and Standard Blue.
Ever see Rain Man, Dave?
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