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Never Mind the Buzzcocks · Season 9

Mark, Sean and others in “9x07”

Mark

Okay, Sean's team you need six to win, your time starts now. "I believe in miracles..."

Sean

Hence David's on the show!

Mark

"Where you from, you sexy thing", Hot Chocolate. "You don't have to say you love me, just be close at hand...

Sean

Salt and vinegar?

David

"You don't have to stay forever, I will understand." Number five for Guys n' Dolls in 1975.

Mark

Yep. "And the only way to get rid of this great big onion..."

Sean

Sorry, we're closed half-day Tuesday.

Mark

It's unbelievably The Onion Song by Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell. The next line - "is to plant love seeds until it dies." "Mirror mirror mon amour..."

David

"Mirror mirror mon amour, send me what I'm waiting for..."

Mark

That's right, yeah. Dollar. "I was so upset that I cried all the way to the chip shop..."

David

Is it Elvis Presley... boy lives down the... chip shop... and he thinks he's Elvis Presley...

Sean

Have you just had a stroke? 'Cos that's "There's a Guy Works Down the Chip Shop Swears He's Elvis" (Time up!)

Mark

It was actually "and when I came out, there was Gordon standing at the bus stop" from Jilted John by Jilted John. Do you know what? It comes as a great shock to me that you haven't won!

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