Missy Elliott is famous for her expensive jewellery, her love of flashy cars and for owning more than 4,000 pairs of trainers. Which sounds impressive until you hear David owns 200-weight of diced onions and a loft full of gherkins!
They've been good to me, those sausages, you know!
You keep that for your autobiography, sunbeam! And, I'll be the judge of that, cheeky-chops!
I might not be here without those.
Yeah, he's got his van parked outside.
So what do you want us to do? Thank sausages you're here?
Give them all vouchers (gestures to the audience) when they're leaving, buy a sausage!
Vouchers so they can buy a sausage? People can buy sausages anyway.
Not outside here!
They don't need a voucher, it's not Poland!
Mine are special.
You've got special sausages?
Yeah. The proof is in the pudding.
You sell pudding as well?
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