With regulars Simon Amstell and Phill Jupitus
With guest captain Noel Fielding and guests Katy Brand, Jermaine Jackson, David Cross, and Ryan Jarman
By the way, David Cross is a big American star. (to David) We were worried you wouldn't know what the hell anyone is talking about, I've written out some pop facts for you (hands David some cards) just so you can use them and if you need them at any point, then they're there.
Okay... (reading from a card) "Mis-Teeq's Sabrina has the middle name Frederica!" (to the audience) It's true! It's really true!
You know what? This is kind of weird... (reading from a card) "Kavarna thinks that Italy is the most romantic country in the world, and he would love to live there one day!" People are weird.
(whispers to David) Kavana.
Kavana is what... (audience laughter and applause) Kavana is what he refers to himself... in public... but those who truly know him, like myself...
(After Noel's team's Intros round, where Ryan has failed to get either Intro correct)
Don't worry, Ryan, it's alright. You look a bit upset. Don't worry about it.
Here, read that to yourself. (hands Ryan one of his cards)
RRyan
(reading from the card) "Sinéad from B*Witched says the most nervewracking thing she's ever done is sit a piano exam."
Do you feel better now?
RRyan
...I do actually.
(During Phill's team's Intros round)
KKaty
I'm just bracing myself.
You comfy?
KKaty
Yep.
Strap in.
KKaty
I'm strapped in. Take me to musical heaven, Phill Jupitus! (audience laughter) Oh my God, I can't believe I've just said that!
Musical heaven I can't do, but I do know a Travelodge on the A127...
[sadly] Everyone knows Courtney Love apart from me.
She'd crush you like a Twiglet.
She would. Or kill me and make it look like suicide. [Noel looks shocked while an on-screen disclaimer reads "Simon Amstell is definitely wrong."] I don't know what I'm talking about, I don't know what I'm saying; I saw a documentary, I dont know what I'm saying.
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