Simon
[sadly] Everyone knows Courtney Love apart from me.
Noel
She'd crush you like a Twiglet.
Simon
She would. Or kill me and make it look like suicide. [Noel looks shocked while an on-screen disclaimer reads "Simon Amstell is definitely wrong."] I don't know what I'm talking about, I don't know what I'm saying; I saw a documentary, I dont know what I'm saying.
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