“Mother's Day” · Season 7, Episode 16
In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (3), Ziva David (2), Timothy McGee (2), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (1), Abby Sciuto (1), Jimmy Palmer (1)
All right, McNosy, what do you got?
From what I can gather, Gibbs and JoAnn Fielding are very estranged.
The woman lost her daughter and granddaughter. Now her fiancé died in her arms and her former son-in-law is investigating! Show some sympathy!
Maybe she's cursed! Like a Kennedy!
Minus the grassy knoll.
I heard about that! The shooter was really in the book suppository!
Depository.
That's what I said.
Ooh. It smells like a French whorehouse in here.
[referring to his new cologne] That's me.
What are you trying to do, Palmer? Raise the dead?
If Major Mass Spec were a guy, I would totally marry him and bear his little Mini Mass children.
You want to learn about being a real man, McGee, you've got to study the Japanese samurai. These guys are like Gibbs, with even bigger stones and less to say.
Is that even possible?
Aren't you hot?
[smirks] I've been told that before.
I'm talking about temperature!
Stop complaining. This is what winter feels like in Israel.
Well, we're not in Israel. We're in the good, old U.S. of A, my little immigrant friend, where we like to embrace central air, not melanoma.
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