Are you letting some blond bombshell baste your bird, Tony?
No, this bird's flying solo to a poker tournament at the Big Bend Indian Casino. They've got an all-you-can-eat crab buffet.
Pilgrims and Indians gambling together. That warms the heart.
[to Ducky] What about your mother, Ducky?
Mother is comfortable, thank you. Staff take good care of her. Oh dear, she barely recognizes me when I visit. Well then. That leaves me with a twenty-pound bird and enough trimmings to feed Cox's Army.
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