“Code of Conduct” · Season 7, Episode 5
In this episode: Ziva David (4), Tony DiNozzo (3), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (1), Timothy McGee (1), Abby Sciuto (1)
Korby was awesome. He came up with new practical jokes every Halloween. Nothing dangerous. I mean, no razor blades. He'd freeze all kinds of stuff, blow things up. It was funny.
And illegal!
And you are?
Ted Rogers. I live across the street. First he drove us crazy with his pranks, now he dies in his driveway!
Well, it sounds like you've got a problem in your neighborhood, Mr. Rogers. That's a nice sweater, by the way.
Look at this. [watching video of teenagers T-Ping a tree] Two ply, double roll, top tuck with a thirty foot vertical climb. This kid has got an arm! Perfect drapage and good trunk to top ratio. It's very impressive.
I do not understand the humor or the art.
It's a cultural thing. Tony would tell you.
[after Ziva knocks on his door] There's no candy here!
NCIS! We don't want any candy!
Speak for yourself, David. Open up or we'll send the kids in!
This guy was a genius! He chronicled all his exploits on his phone. It's like a master's course! Six hundred pizzas delivered to the battalion CP. He reassembled a Humvee inside the officer's club. If only I had the appropriate time and space to use the bounty of ideas in front of me.
The case, Abbs. The case.
[walks to Tony's desk, holding a coffee cup] You know, Tony, I have been thinking, and I would like to acknowledge my place as a new agent and your place as-
Your superior in every way.
[takes a deep breath] Yes. But for my sanity, could you not call me probie?
I say it with love.
[Long pause.]
And if I refuse?
You are senior field agent and I am entirely at your mercy.
As you should be!
[He accepts the coffee and sips, looking surprised.]
Mmm! Mmm-.mm!
[He chuckles appreciatively, while Ziva looks very pleased at how much he likes it... until he grins, showing his teeth have been stained blue.]
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