What is this place?
It's classified.
Classified? What have you got in there? Aliens? Bigfoot? Ark of the Covenant? That only leaves one thing.
[in unison] Unicorn!
What is your clearance?
About six-foot one-and-a-half. Why, have you got low ceilings? [shoots a picture of the guard]
[unimpressed by Tony's stalling tactics] Just get him out of here now, would you?
[passes by] Can't. Protocol.
Gotta wait for the medical examiner to release him.
[Ducky and Palmer's truck arrives at the scene.]
And there he is.
How many trucks you guys got?
Well, you've already met Widow Woman and Spider Mike here. [indicating Ziva and McGee] The Rubber Ducky makes it a great big convoy. (after a pause) See what I did there? Seamless transition from Convoy to Smokey and the Bandit.
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