[Tony shoots a drinking straw wrapper at Ziva]
Don't you have paperwork, DiNozzo?
What do you think I'm doing? I take the paper, and I make it work. [shoots another wrapper]
“Chimera” · Season 5, Episode 6
In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (8), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (3), Timothy McGee (3), Ziva David (2), Abby Sciuto (1), Ducky Mallard (1)
What do your... astute ninja Mossad senses tell you?
[singing] Baa, baa, black ship... have you any wool?... Yes, sir, yes, sir... but in order to see it, you're gonna need top-secret government clearance...
You guys okay?
Oh, yeah, we're peachy. I am dealing with my boat phobia, Tony is dealing with his rat phobia and Ziva is dealing with her ghost phobia.
So, what's Gibbs dealing with?
Them.
I knew it. I'm gonna die. I inhaled it. God! Definitely didn't picture my demise like this. I always figured I'd go out like Cagney in White Heat. Fiery explosion. Or Redford and Newman. Butch Cassidy. Hail of bullets.
Or Charlie Chaplin in The Gold Rush.
How'd he die?
Silently.
[Tony is carrying a dead rat through the abandoned ship.]
Yes, Alex, I'll take "Horror Movies That Take Place On Ships" for $500. [The lights go out] Oh, goody. Double Jeopardy.
[McGee stumbles and falls backwards]
Steady Probie.
Tell that to my stomach.
[crouches down] Steady Probie's stomach.
So this whole thing was a Russian black ops mission to recover their nuke?
So pirates that weren't really pirates were actually Russian sailors who were on a covert mission to steal a Navy research ship that wasn't actually a Navy research ship in order to get back nuclear weapons that we thought they didn't think we had retrieved?
[smiles] Uh-huh.
You were right, Ziva. There is someone on board.
Not him. There's someone alive. I can feel it.
A lion-headed dragon goat?
Maybe.
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