[McGee and Tony enter a therapist's waiting room. Tony is about to knock on the therapist's office door when McGee stops him]
Don't do that!
Do what?
He might be with someone! [He turns on a light switch]
That tells him someone's here?
[Tony impatiently switches the switch on and off several times quickly]
Haven't you ever been to a therapist before?
Me? No. [Sits on a couch] You?
Yeah. Once when I was young.
For your Acrophobia?
You're blowing that all out of proportion, Tony.
Well, you showed a pathological fear of heights today.
I was staring down ten stories. Being a little disoriented is a little understandable.
Disoriented? Your panties were in a twist. Tears in your eyes. Oh, wait. I couldn't see your eyes because they were shut so tight! You were hysterical like a little girl!
I was not.
You were huggin' the ladder. Ladder hugger. And I got the photographic evidence. [Pulls out a camera phone] Let technology show you the truth. [Shows McGee a video of him nervously on the ladder]
My eyes are not closed. I was blinking.
[Looks at the video] Oh. Oh, is that- Is that what you were doing? Let's let the people decide.
You're not going to post that on YouTube?
I might.
You give me that thing or I'm gonna-- [Tony shuts the phone] Hey! [Begins wrestling for the phone]
[Holding the phone away from McGee's grasp] What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?
[Both begin fighting over the phone]
Hey, hey. Hey. [Both stop fighting] You two have deeper issues than you discussed on the phone.
On the phone?
Aren't you the couple who called up about marriage counseling?
[Realizes] Couple? Us? No, no... [Begins moving away from Tony]
It's okay, Timmy. Timmy. We're in a safe place. We can be ourselves here. [McGee quickly moves away from Tony and stands in front of Dr. Fleming] We just got back from Vermont. Pretty there this time of year.
Sorry. [Shows Dr. Fleming his badge] NCIS. Special Agents McGee, and DiNozzo.
[Stands] Very special agents.
