What are you doing?
I'm in the middle of a very serious negotiation.
On McGee's computer?
I know where you're going with this, and the answer is yes.
And what's the question?
Have I no shame?
“Family Secret” · Season 3, Episode 16
In this episode: Leroy Jethro Gibbs (7), Tony DiNozzo (4), Ziva David (3), Timothy McGee (3), Abby Sciuto (3), Ducky Mallard (2), Jimmy Palmer (2)
She asked you out? You?!
Trust me, I'm just as surprised as you are.
Trust me, you're not.
[Gibbs hits the back of Ziva's head]
Ow! What was that for?!
Alerting DiNozzo.
[Ziva throws a notepad at a smiling Tony]
You know how I feel about coincidences, Abs.
Equatorial pygmies know how you feel about coincidences, Gibbs.
[After listening to Abby describe a very complicated sequence of events that led to an explosion] Not an accident.
Not unless the angel of death is going through a Rube Goldberg stage.
That wasn't the way it looked, boss.
I know. I know.
The director kinda suckered me into that deal.
Ziva caved first.
I didn't cave in! I was trying --
McGee next.
It wasn't --
And my loyal St. Bernard held out until last.
Well I --
Probably all of 30 seconds.
We can't find him. But we're not going to give up until we do!
Or die trying!
[with a horrified look at McGee] Or die trying?! You had to put that in his head?
[Gibbs interviewing the two paramedics who were driving the ambulance that exploded]
PPatto
We left the van unattended for four, maybe five minutes tops.
JBJ.B.
As soon at Patto hit the breaks...
PPatto
The whole thing exploded into flames.
JBJ.B.
I think someone's trying to kill us.
PPatto
Would you please stop that, J.B.? It was, it was an accident.
Who's trying to kill you?
JBJ.B.
Who knows? There's a lot of weirdos out there.
Tell me about it.
[Gibbs, Palmer, and Ducky are examining the charred remains of a Marine]
Survived IEDs in Iraq, RPGs in Afghanistan. Unfortunately the local Odocoileus virginianus was too much to bear.
That's a white-tailed...
Deer, yeah I know. Are you saying Bambi killed this Marine, Ducky?
No. But swerving at 60 miles an hour into a tree to avoid Bambi did.
I'm sorry doctor, I'm having a problem with the smell today.
Really? I think he smells like my mother's fried chicken.
Yeah, that'd be the problem.
Can I get a drumroll?
[Pauses for a few seconds] Ta-dah.
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