[F.B.I. Agents Maya and Yussif were doing surveillance on Tony and Ziva, and are convinced the two actually had sex.]
MMaya
We're talking about your agents pretending to be married assassins.
MMaya
I don't think anyone in the FBI would actually go all the way just to sell a cover story.
YYussif
[eyeing Maya] I would.
YYussif
Trust me. I know when someone's acting when they're having sex.
MMaya
It's true. I've met his wife.
[Midway through Tony and Ziva's undercover act as married assassins, Abby calls with autopsy results that show the wife was pregnant.]
I'm trying to picture you pregnant.
I have to, I'm gonna be a father! It's a great responsibility.
Then why take this contract? Put our unborn child in danger?
Maybe we needed the money.
And bullets are cheap. There is a big chance that this meeting is a set-up, Tony.
[Ziva is snoring incessantly.]
(sleepily) I heard that, my little Hairy Butt.
[In the privacy of the elevator, Gibbs and Fornell quickly hammer out a cooperation agreement.]
And people say we're bastards?
Only because they know us.
[After being rescued.]
There doesn't seem to be any permanent damage. How many times did he hit you?
I'm driving you home. [jangles Tony's keys and smiles]
Probie. [looks hopefully to McGee]
Ah, Ziva, actually I should probably drive him home tonight.
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