[F.B.I. Agents Maya and Yussif were doing surveillance on Tony and Ziva, and are convinced the two actually had sex.]
MMaya
We're talking about your agents pretending to be married assassins.
YYussif
Very convincing.
MMaya
I don't think anyone in the FBI would actually go all the way just to sell a cover story.
YYussif
[eyeing Maya] I would.
Guys, they were acting.
YYussif
Trust me. I know when someone's acting when they're having sex.
MMaya
It's true. I've met his wife.
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