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NCIS · Season 2, Episode 17

Tony, Kate and others in “An Eye for an Eye”

A dead transsexual sailor, his spook instructor and a pair of human eyes walk into a bar, what's the punchline Kate?

Whatever it is, it involves this girl and Paraguay.

That's true, but not very funny. Probie! Make me laugh!

Okay, the bartender doesn't believe it so he asks the spook instructor 'what the hell is going on?' And the guy says 'what, guy can't have a drink with his pupils?'

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