“Heart Break” · Season 2, Episode 8
In this episode: Abby Sciuto (2), Jimmy Palmer (2), Tony DiNozzo (1), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (1), Timothy McGee (1), Kate Todd (1), Ducky Mallard (1)
So, I hear you're not a fan of SHC.
Is that a band?
Spontaneous Human Combustion.
Don't waste my time, Abbs.
If you ever read my master's thesis, you may become a believer.
Doubt it...
I can show you photos of what was left of a 240 pound woman.
Yeah? I bet you won't.
She was sitting in a chair. All that was left were blackened seat springs, a section of back bone, one foot, still in a satin slipper, and ten pounds of ashes. The rest of her apartment was untouched.
You know, I was thinking about becoming a doctor.
Really? You, a doctor?
Anthony DiNozzo, comma, M.D.
[laughs] Let me guess, a gynecologist?
Oooh... no. I was thinking more dermatologist. Normal hours, big bucks, never an emergency. I mean, nobody ever died from a zit.
I had a terrible case of acne as a kid.
Of course you did, Probie.
[to a dead body] I'm going to have to lock you up for the night, Commander.
[in a deep voice] NO! Don't put me back in the dark!
[Palmer jumps back]
Abby! You made me almost...
[smiling] I made you almost what...? [in a deep voice] Jimmy?
Uh, Doctor?
Yes?
Does it help you to talk to [the dead bodies]?
They're still human. What we do is very invasive and impersonal. It helps me establish a relationship.
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