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S1 E5

NCIS · Season 1, Episode 5

Randy, Gibbs and others in “The Curse”

RRandy

Pull!

Very nice. Very nice.

RRandy

Thanks. You here to shoot?

I hope not. I'm Special Agent Gibbs. This is Special Agent Todd, NCIS. Lady inside said you're the manager, Randy Wiles.

Formerly Ensign Randy Wiles.

RRandy

I saw the news. If you're here to talk about Mark, I told you guys all I know years ago.

You didn't say you were gonna marry his wife.

RRandy

You talked to Mary?

I did. And funny thing, she never once mentioned marrying her husband's shipmate.

RRandy

She doesn't know that Mark and I served together.

How could she not know?

RRandy

We met at Mark's memorial service.

What did you say? "I was passing by, dug the music, decided to drop in?"

RRandy

Something pretty close to that. I was afraid if I told her I knew Mark, she'd ask a lot of questions. I didn't think I'd fall in love with her. And then when I did, it was too late.

Bounce.

RRandy

Yeah.

Bounce?

It's a film. Ben Affleck gives up his seat on this flight for a guy who needs to get home. Plane crashes, guy dies. He looks up the widow, Gwyneth Paltrow. He means to tell her the story, but by the time they come around to it, they've fallen in love, and he's afraid if he tells her, it'll ruin it.

RRandy

That's what happened to me.

I believe him.

Of course you believe him. It's a chick flick. In a guy flick, you steal the money, you set Lieutenant Schilz up to take the fall, you murder him and you marry his wife.

RRandy

That is sick.

It sure is.

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