Christopher LaSalle quotes from NCIS: New Orleans

Wade

Hello, Dwayne.

Pride

Not taking my calls. Something I said, Loretta?

Wade

Busy morning, that's all.

Pride

Just following up on Armstrong.

Wade

Of course. After further examination of the petty officer, my initial suspicions are correct.

Pride

Cardiac arrest?

Wade

From Larrabee Syndrome. A fatal spasm of the coronary artery. Investigation's open and shut as far as I can tell.

Wade

Even planning a long lunch.

Pride

Contact Jefferson Parish SWAT and EMTs. We're headed to the morgue now.

LaSalle

Never heard of Larrabee Syndrome.

Pride

Cause it's not a syndrome. Captain Adam Larrabee. Case we worked on before your time. He died in a hostage standoff.

Brody

Nothing helpful at the first three places Josh took the baby.

LaSalle

What's next?

Brody

Supermarket, two blocks up.

LaSalle

You ever consider kids?

Brody

Consider? Yeah. But living life as an agent all you ever see is things gone bad. Makes it hard to think about bringing home a little bundle of.

LaSalle

Potential things to go bad.

Brody

Yeah.

LaSalle

I got to say I'm into having a whole basketball team full of little LaSalles. But procreating in my family is like playing the gene pool lottery. My brother Cade, he's not the only branch off the family tree with issues

Brody

I get it. But a LaSalle family basketball team? That'd be pretty cool.

LaSalle

Now, you can uh...

Percy

Clean the shotguns? Done. Get Agent Pride his chicory? Also done. And that mail? Collated by recipient, stacked by size.

Brody

Kind of into having a newbie, especially one that's not me.

Percy

Listen here, luscious locks, I transferred from ATF, which means I come in as a full agent.

LaSalle

If I tell you I went to the MCRD to see the RTB to meet the SDI.

Percy

You'd go to the Marine Corps Depot to the Recruit Training Battalion to see the Senior Drill Instructor.

Percy

You want to know who led the Pelicans in assists last year? Tyreke Evans. You want to talk micro brews? DBA on Frenchman has a solid 20 taps. And if the conversation moves to supermodels I'm a Kate Upton girl. 'Cause I appreciate curves.

LaSalle

Do you, now?

Percy

You know, I would totally ace boys' night.

LaSalle

I'll make sure and spread the word.

How long have you guys been trying?

Pride

I see what's going on here, Chris. Partying, women, not sleeping...

LaSalle

It hasn't interfered with my job, King. There's no reason for this.

Pride

It's all just a temporary fix.

LaSalle

Okay?

Pride

Just so you don't have to deal with Savannah's death.

LaSalle

It's the noises outside my window. All right? That's why I can't sleep at home. People yelling, street musicians... Savannah and I, we used to we used to just lay there listening and laughing. And now, when I slow down, I hear those noises.

Pride

There's no way around pain. All you can do is make friends with the devil. Feel it move through it. For me, I got my music. Piano. That's how I lean in find peace. Just need to figure out what that is for you.

LaSalle

And then what? I'm all better?

Pride

Then you're on the road to better. Hear Me?

I'm really tryin' to walk on the straight side of the street here. I mean, a leopard can change his stripes, huh?

LaSalle

Only problem with that is leopards have spots.

Change those, too!

Brody

It's still blurry.

LaSalle

If only we knew someone with access to top secret photo software...!

Brody

Fine, fine, fine, fine. I will call her.

Bishop

No time. You need to take me to Dr. Wade. I come bearing gifts. [uncovers a body]

LaSalle

You could've just brought bagels.

Bishop

Who says I didn't?

LaSalle

How was the drive?

Bishop

Nerve-wracking. I was sure I'd get pulled over by Highway Patrol. I had no idea how to explain a dead Russian diplomat in my van.

LaSalle

Wouldn't be the weirdest thing they ever saw - not by far.

What makes you think this isn't about your guy?

LaSalle

Well, we can debate character later.

Brody

You ever been in a terrorist chat room?

LaSalle

It's not on my bucket list.

LaSalle

'Work husband'? Now what in the Sam Hill does that mean?

Brody

It's a thing, everyone knows it! And you're Sonja's.

LaSalle

I'm not a creeper, I'm a coworker.

Brody

You're a work husband!

LaSalle

[about some intoxicated female witnesses] One less daiquiri, and they could've been useful.

Percy

You sure you don't want to give it another try?

Brody

Practice your 'enhanced interrogation techniques'?

LaSalle

Y'all have dirty minds.