Meredith Brody quotes from NCIS: New Orleans

Brody

This is what happens when you use the b-word!

Brody

Sounds like a fraternity kegger where everyone overindulges in cutesy drinks and nipple flashing.

Brody

I'm not LaSalle, I know we don't share any kind of past. I just want you to know I've got your back.

Brody

Now, is it just me, or does it look like we stepped into a scene from Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

Brody

You wanna explain why you karate-chopped my coffee back there?

Brody

I smell you, Nancy Drew!

Brody

[on a pen that's actually a stun gun] Am I supposed to write for help?

Pride

All I’m saying, where you lay your head in this city defines you.

Brody

Okay so where do I go if I want to be defined by a full night’s sleep?

LaSalle

Brody you've been a big help. Pride and I want you to know we kind of like having you around. There's been way too much testosterone in this office for too long.

Brody

Well, you two know I needed a change. Guess I got lucky.

Brody

It really smells awful in here.

LaSalle

Smells like stupidity to me.

We fought cause I called his girlfriend what she is: a whore.

Brody

This her?

That's her. Natalie..someone. Two words: hook-er.

Brody

What's going on in there?

LaSalle

Chill and spill. Chill out over food, spill what you know.

LaSalle

Great storyteller. I mean he tells me a beauty.

Brody

About?

LaSalle

About you.

Brody

Well a - I don't have anything to hide. And b - you should mind your own damned business.

LaSalle

Well a - everyone has something to hide. And b - he offered it up. I didn't even have to ask. And c - since you don't seem to like to divulge, I was all ears.

That's Jessica Flint, biggest gossip in uptown. You would think that between her husband having an affair and her gambling issues, Jessica would be more discreet. I work at Harrah's; I deal blackjack. I see that woman there all the time.

Brody

So much for minding your own business.

Pride

What do you think, good cop or bad cop?

Brody

I'm thinking girl cop.