Christopher LaSalle quotes from NCIS: New Orleans

LaSalle

[to Rachel] That's my dad for you. Even in death, he gets the last word.

LaSalle

[to Percy] Don't get cocky. The last person that lady recruited is laying on Miss Loretta's table.

LaSalle

They weren't just employees. They were family.

LaSalle

Brody you've been a big help. Pride and I want you to know we kind of like having you around. There's been way too much testosterone in this office for too long.

Brody

Well, you two know I needed a change. Guess I got lucky.

Brody

It really smells awful in here.

LaSalle

Smells like stupidity to me.

LaSalle

You don't worry much about cholesterol do you?

I try not to worry about anything, LaSalle. You only live once. You might as well enjoy it while you got it.

LaSalle

Don't mind if I do.

LaSalle

Can I ask you a question?

Shoot.

LaSalle

Why haven't we....

Dated? You know that's funny, because I was just asking myself the same thing.

LaSalle

Come up with anything?

Cause in about two seconds we'd be broken up. Crossing paths at work and that would just be....

LaSalle

Uncomfortable.

Bingo.

Brody

What's going on in there?

LaSalle

Chill and spill. Chill out over food, spill what you know.

Pride

Alright. I'll speak to Blake's Master Chief, find out more about Blake and that mission in Somalia.

LaSalle

King, you know how SEALS don't like anyone poking in their business. Especially NCIS.

Pride

I'll use my gentle face.

LaSalle

Great storyteller. I mean he tells me a beauty.

Brody

About?

LaSalle

About you.

Brody

Well a - I don't have anything to hide. And b - you should mind your own damned business.

LaSalle

Well a - everyone has something to hide. And b - he offered it up. I didn't even have to ask. And c - since you don't seem to like to divulge, I was all ears.

LaSalle

You never played mailbox baseball?

Sebastian

I grew up in the city. The only mailbox was in the lobby of our building. That would have been awkward.

Patton

Bio track is the purest fusion of biology and electronics. There's a whole branch of tech devoted to craziness just like this. It's all the rage with guys like me.

LaSalle

Hackers like you.

Patton

Investigative computer specialists. Too legit to quit.

I've never heard of Drayer, but I mean, that doesn't mean anything-- military Web sites are targets for lots of groups. Think this ties in with Jonathan's death?

LaSalle

We don't know yet.

You know, he was helping with Robbie's charity. I didn't even ask him to-- he just showed up and donated his time and helped us raise money.

LaSalle

Hey, did Robbie ever get that-

Replica NCIS badge? Are you kidding me? He wears it constantly. He tried to arrest the neighbors the other day.

LaSalle

Tell him I'll give him a call when I'm in a fix.

I will, I will. He'd love that. He'd probably wait by the phone. Man, you know, the kid was dealt a tough hand, but he's always got a smile on his face.

LaSalle

And you?

It, uh it's a struggle. Kid requires a lot of care. But, um I put him to bed at night, I watch him sleep, and I-I can't imagine my life without him. Guess once you're responsible for another human being things change. You understand that.

LaSalle

My brother's issues aren't physical.

But they're no less real.

LaSalle

Yeah. Well I feel like I've done everything I could do for him. That's when I started going to see the kids at the hospital. Felt good to make 'em smile. You know, hope is still alive, my brother.

That's right.

LaSalle

Hey, I'm gonna throw another name at you.

Mm-hmm.

LaSalle

An alleged associate of Drayer's, back in his Stealth days-- James Walker.

James Walker? I know that name. That guy's dangerous.

LaSalle

"Rich Kimble" Really? As in "Dr. Richard Kimble"? All of a sudden, you're The Fugitive now?

Yeah, well, it seemed kinda fitting. I mean, I am being chased and all.

LaSalle

Yeah, I have searched every gas station, residence, warehouse, farm house, hen house, outhouse and dog house for you.

No talk! No talk! America, rights, da?

LaSalle

Well, what about the rights of that girl you murdered?

I don't understand. Stupid Police!

Brody

NOPD's on the way.

LaSalle

You tell 'em to bring a translator? 'Cause I can't understand a word Baryshnikov here is saying.

Brody

Why murder the girl?

I didn't murder anyone

Brody

Rosetta Stone. I was gonna take a semester in Moscow, but it's too cold.

Tell us what's going on here?

Why should I talk to you?

LaSalle

Because you're facing the death penalty if you don't. How do you say "lethal injection"?

Brody

Uh, Rosetta Stone doesn't really cover stuff like that.