Patton Plame quotes from NCIS: New Orleans

Patton

"Lab assistant" is not cool!

Patton

You gotta move forward. That's what life is.

Patton

Would you stop it with the odds, kid? Listen, man, after I had my accident, the odds of me moving anything below my neck was a million to one. Had I given up, I'da gotten a bed instead of a sled.

Patton

This case is goin' all kinds of Ocean Eleven now!

Patton

I know this woman! Pride. She leave her socks on the floor? Yes. She cheat on the Sunday crosswords? Regularly. But she would never steal money from her own charity. And she damn sure wouldn't bother trying to kill anyone!

Patton

The only difference between this computer and those nasty zombies on The Walking Dead is this thing is actually deceased.

Patton

After all of that, you hired the guy who tried to blow your head off?!

Patton

[regarding Russo] He makes a Boy Scout look corrupt!

Patton

Oh, Lord! We done created a monster!

Patton

If I get killed, I'm going to be pissed.

Patton

Bio track is the purest fusion of biology and electronics. There's a whole branch of tech devoted to craziness just like this. It's all the rage with guys like me.

LaSalle

Hackers like you.

Patton

Investigative computer specialists. Too legit to quit.

Pride

How you doing with Wilson's computer?

Patton

Oh, I'm into it. I'll tell you what. This puppy is buttoned up tighter than a... very... tightly... buttoned up puppy. [pause] Okay, I got lost in the middle of that one.

Sebastian

Afternoon... friends.

Patton

Mr. Lund.

Sebastian

Mr. Plame.

Patton

How's my favorite conspiracy theorist doing?

Sebastian

I prefer the term creative realist.

Sebastian

Her Instagram was just deactivated.

Patton

Same with the Twitter account.

Sebastian

She just deleted all her remaining online accounts.

Patton

Well, that's all right. I'll find her. Nobody gets away from Double P, baby.

Sebastian

Double P?

Patton

Yeah, that's my nickname.

Sebastian

Nobody calls you that.

Patton

I do

Sebastian

You can't give yourself a nickname!

Patton

Why not?

Sebastian

You just you can't. It's a known rule. You're breaking a known rule.

Patton

Wait a minute. You're supposed to be helping me-- why is there a ape on your screen?

Sebastian

A, it's not an ape, it's a yeti, all right? And B, I am helping you-- I just also happen to be having a conversation with my girlfriend about the Ape Canyon conspiracy.

Patton

Well, A, I would very much like to lay eyes on said girlfriend; and B, this is the way the conversation should go. Is there a such thing as a yeti? No.

Sebastian

Well, we have a different point of view.

Patton

No, you don't have a different point of view. You're just wrong. There's a huge difference. (computer beeping) Oh, wait a minute. I knew she'd make a mistake. Yeah, she's back online.

Sebastian

Well, track her IP address.

Patton

That's what I'm doing, Captain Obvious. All right, stay on there, baby. Just a little longer. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. Right on, right on. Keep on going. Yes! Got a IP address. She's on her cell phone, just by Chartres and Dumaine.

Sebastian

Okay, I'll call Pride.

Patton

Call Pride.

Sebastian

I just said I'm gonna call Pride.

Patton

I cracked the encryption on Drayer's computer. Chalk up another V for double P. Boy, this Drayer was good. This guy designed a cryptographic attack so that the output of the infected cryptosystem could be computationally indistinguishable from the output of the corresponding uninfected cryptosystem, then used an asymmetric encryption to implement a cryptographic back door.

Pride

What do you mean by that?

Patton

Which part?

Pride

All of it.

Sebastian

The only thing you gotta understand is back door.

Patton

Which is what I said.

Sebastian

Yeah, except I'm saying it in English.