Bishop quotes from NCIS: New Orleans

Bishop

No time. You need to take me to Dr. Wade. I come bearing gifts. [uncovers a body]

LaSalle

You could've just brought bagels.

Bishop

Who says I didn't?

LaSalle

How was the drive?

Bishop

Nerve-wracking. I was sure I'd get pulled over by Highway Patrol. I had no idea how to explain a dead Russian diplomat in my van.

LaSalle

Wouldn't be the weirdest thing they ever saw - not by far.

Brody

I may have let it slip once.

Bishop

Okay.

Pride

[enters] Ellie! [hugs Bishop]

Bishop

Hey.

Pride

Hey, how you doing?

Bishop

Good.

Pride

Good. Good. Listen once this case is done, we'll had over to Sal's. Crawfish and beer. And we'll sort all this out.

Brody

Maybe twice.

Anything I can do?

Bishop

Uh, it's pretty self-explanatory, really.

Did you check to see if that little gizmo there is attached to that other giddy-bop?

Bishop

Mmm. Not yet. You think that'll do it?

If you spit on it. Sometimes that works.

Bishop

All right.

Tony

Oh, come on!

How's your love life, DiNozzo?

Tony

Huh?

You still seeing the secretary?

He means Andrea.

Bishop

Andrea. Hmm. Who's Andrea?

Tony

Andrea. Oh yeah. Yeah. She's uh, I mean, it's kind of on an as-needed basis.

Pride

Friends with benefits?

Yeah well those aren't benefits like dental insurance.