Christopher LaSalle quotes from NCIS: New Orleans

LaSalle

Where I grew up, you live, you die, you get buried -- no fuss, no muss. Besides, I appreciate life just fine, thank you.

Percy

I'm sure you do. You live, you party, meet some girls, party some more. No fuss, no muss.

LaSalle

Something like that!

That's an assumption!

LaSalle

No, sir. Observation.

Percy

Who knew Alabama here SCUBA dived?

LaSalle

Roll Tide!

LaSalle

[hugging Percy tightly] I'm glad you didn't die.

Percy

You're an ass!

LaSalle

You good, King?

Pride

Dandy.

Gregorio

I know better than to let my emotions dictate how I do my job, otherwise I wouldn't be able to do my job.

LaSalle

That's not how we do things down here.

Percy

Why can't they just let us find someone like Gregorio then leave us alone?

LaSalle

You're not telling me she's actually growing on you, are you?

LaSalle

It's just an old friend.

Gregorio

By old friend, you mean former hookup.

Gregorio

Is everything in this town dirty?

LaSalle

In D.C., it's so squeaky clean?

Gregorio

I take it family life is just peachy.

LaSalle

A week ago, it was just me at the house. Now I've got a cryin' toddler keeping me up at night and a mamma I barely know.

LaSalle

You got questions.

Percy

So many.

Percy

Just like it's none of my business that you told everyone else on the team about your love child except me. It doesn't mean a thing. We're good.

LaSalle

So, wait, you are mad.

LaSalle

I thought you weren't supposed to play with us.

Gregorio

What can I say? I just can't quit you.

Triple tat to the chest. That's on me.

LaSalle

Remind me not to piss you off.

LaSalle

Ladies first.

Gregorio

No, you're senior ranking agent. So, by all means ...

LaSalle

That's true. But I'm also a gentleman, so after you.

Percy

Hey, you're both pretty. Let's go.