Sonja Percy quotes from NCIS: New Orleans

Percy

Knocking just gives the dudes on the other side of the door time to load up and aim!

Percy

Wordy and Nerdy awaits us.

Percy

She made a choice, and choices have consequences.

Percy

Getting the mayor... alone... that didn't strike you as strange?

Percy

One more agent to replace Brody, and that's it. Because we're fine the way we are.

Percy

[to LaSalle] How long you been doing this, for like a minute? Give yourself a chance for the kid's sake.

Percy

[to Gregorio] It's becoming a pattern. Pride gets tunnel vision, and we get lucky and pull out a win. But one of these days, our luck is going to run out.

Percy

[to her dog] Don't give me that judgey look, girl. I've known him longer than I've known you.

Percy

[to LaSalle] City Mouse and Country Mouse, together again.

LaSalle

Now, you can uh...

Percy

Clean the shotguns? Done. Get Agent Pride his chicory? Also done. And that mail? Collated by recipient, stacked by size.

Brody

Kind of into having a newbie, especially one that's not me.

Percy

Listen here, luscious locks, I transferred from ATF, which means I come in as a full agent.

LaSalle

If I tell you I went to the MCRD to see the RTB to meet the SDI.

Percy

You'd go to the Marine Corps Depot to the Recruit Training Battalion to see the Senior Drill Instructor.

Percy

You want to know who led the Pelicans in assists last year? Tyreke Evans. You want to talk micro brews? DBA on Frenchman has a solid 20 taps. And if the conversation moves to supermodels I'm a Kate Upton girl. 'Cause I appreciate curves.

LaSalle

Do you, now?

Percy

You know, I would totally ace boys' night.

LaSalle

I'll make sure and spread the word.

How long have you guys been trying?

Percy

Well, you are the guy who said JFK got abducted by aliens.

Sebastian

I don't say that. The evidence does.

LaSalle

[about some intoxicated female witnesses] One less daiquiri, and they could've been useful.

Percy

You sure you don't want to give it another try?

Brody

Practice your 'enhanced interrogation techniques'?

LaSalle

Y'all have dirty minds.

Percy

Look, I've been where you are, Laurel. I *know* how you feel.

Laurel

How do you get over it?

Percy

You don't. You learn to live with it. You survive it. You survive.