Sebastian Lund quotes from NCIS: New Orleans

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Ballistic fingerprinting began when scientist Alexandre Lacassagne matched an individual bullet to the inside of a gun barrel. He realized that the imperfections inside made every gun unique and special. Not unlike the imperfections of a snowflake.

Sebastian

Or a toddler with a large nose whose mother still loves him.

Sebastian

Right. Moving on.

Sebastian

[Pointing to an area on the deck of a boat] See this discoloration here? Watch what happens when I drop some acid. [pauses when Pride and Borin look at him] For... science.

Sebastian

Has anyone ever told you that you bear a striking resemblance to Gandalf?

Sebastian

Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Louisiana anymore

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Mom, I work at a crime lab, not a coffee shop.

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I did some rough calculations, and he's got to be 45% muscle mass. I'm maybe 25, if you count sinew, which most people don't.

Sebastian

It's good to get out in the field, away from the lab, and breathe in the fresh air, even if it's filled with deadly fumes.

Sebastian

[to Pride] I don't know if I'm ready for it, but I want to give it a shot.

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[to Pride] I don't know what came over me. It was like I had superpowers.

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[to Gregorio] I love boats. It's just the water that makes me want to hurl.

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Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in.

Sebastian

How about we each take the Napolean Fleur-de-lis home for a day, like they do with the Stanley Cup?

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Dangerous? Is it snipers? It's snipers. I should have packed my camo.

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Did you know that Tammy once called the cops on her father?

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[to LaSalle and Gregorio] Listen, guys, don't shoot. Carmen is British Intelligence. She's on our side.