SEALs work together as a team. Holgate had the tendency to act like a lone wolf, if you know what I'm talking about.
Actually, half the time I don't know what you're talking about. And the rest of the time, I just disagree.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
DDom
It's just... it's hard being the new guy.
Try being the new girl! They used to make me crawl into air vents, under houses, just because I was the smallest one. Yeah, when was the last time any of you had to put on a bikini for an assignment? Yeah, that's right, try hiding a gun in your thong.
DDom
Alright, I just never thought of it that way.
Yeah, well, it's obviously not like that anymore. I mean, if you can prove that you can protect yourself, and protect your team, they'll let up. If Sam is hard on you in the office, it's really just because he wants to protect you in the field. Well, of course, either that, or he genuinely doesn't like you.
[Hetty finds Sam punching a punching bag]
What's wrong, Sam?
Why does something have to be wrong? Can't a guy get some exercise?
Pilates is exercise. Beating the hell out of something is an aggressive expression of male frustration.
Look you guys, I am the best first-date-girl in town. I mean, I bring my A game: funny, flirty, charming, spontaneous, tasteful.
Like me.
And the second?
The second date: antsy, bored, distant, impatient, irritable.
Like G.
Few men know how to deal with a smart, strong independent woman. They say they want a soul mate to share their dreams and their hopes with, but all they really want is a substitute mommy.
Okay, as a professional psychologist, I have to completely--
[interrupts him] Nate, sit down!
Cool, I'm going to sit.
How fast can we get that footage off the web?
With or without the cooperation of Sphereguide.com's legal department? [Sam looks at him] Okay, cutting through the legal tape... [types in some code and grins] I just crashed their entire server.
[yelling from her office] Idiot hackers!!!
Uh-oh
Sam, I think we're due in the boathouse.
Walking!
[Callen and Sam walk away, passing Hetty as she walks in]
Eric did it.
Hey, Hetty.
I was watching that viral video with the cats, and the trampoline, and the site just froze up and crashed on me! Did you have anything to do with that?
So, what are we this time, a couple of salesmen who got lost, maybe some guys looking for an old college friend?
How about we're two armed federal agents trying to apprehend a terrorist?
Oh, yeah!
JJenson
I don't get close to people on the job. Trust me, you open that door up, you're asking for a needy, whiny slacker of a colleague.
I know exactly what you mean.
(After Jenson leaves)
I don't whine, I'm not needy, and I don't slack.
Two out of three ain't bad.
[Hetty walks up to the group with a shirt]
What is this Mr. Callen?
Uh, that is a knit combed cotton.
With a bloodstain.
I would never bleed on your wardrobe, it had to be a bad guy.
Good, bad or ugly, I don't care. The point is you neglected to tell me about it and now it's set long enough so that it might be permanent.
Hetty, it's just a shirt.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is not just a shirt. This is a Saville Row one hundred percent polished Egyptian cotton hand stitched with pearl buttons. That thing you're wearing is just a shirt.
Yeah, but it's a comfy shirt.
(to Callen) Your new color scheme is black.
I can live with black.
Eric.
Director.
Congratulations on the milestone.
Aw, thank you. [chuckles and Callen and Sam stare at Eric] It's Facebook, he's friend number five hundred. He's kinda honored.
[to Nate] So, basically you don't have squat.
I'd say it's more of a broad spectrum of possibilities.
Yeah, that's what they call squat.
(About an origami figure Sam made.) Is that a frog?
It's a swan.
From where, Chernobyl?
So, Caldwell takes Amini out and sets up Flynn to take the fall. Then tortures his foster brother, Chad Ellis, to death.
[to Nate] Shrinks have a term for someone like that, Doc?
Yeah, really screwed up.
I guess they're still working on your office.
Yup.
Know when it's going to be ready?
I don't know.
Who knows?
Hetty.
You wanna ask her?
You're armed, you ask her.
You're the psychologist.
Look, I've been trained to profile suspects and brief you guys operationally. And with three years of college, and two more years to get my masters and my doctorate when it comes to Hetty, clueless.
[Callen and Sam are discussing Callen's living arrangements]
I don't know, I... I think I like the boat idea better. I can just kinda sail off.
Do you know how to sail?
No.
Well that could be a problem.
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