[as they are being shot at by a pursuing vehicle] You know, if you drive a little slower I might be able to hit something.
Yeah? Well, if you'd hit something I might be able to driver a little slower!
“Road Work” · Season 2, Episode 13
In this episode: Joe Dominguez (4), Nash Bridges (4), Lisa Bridges (1)
I don't get it - I never had trouble getting a ride, even as a kid. I mean, even when I looked like latino Charles Manson. No problem.
So, ah, you're gonna let Cassidy drive the 'Cuda?
Yes, I was.
Yeah, but I never get to drive the car. A wonder how that all fits together, doesn't it?
What does?
You know, you, your car, your whole attitude towards the Dominguez clan.
What are you getting mad about?
Well, you hurt my feelings, all right? I mean, you may not realize it, but J.J. is actually a very decent upstanding young man. You know, God just played a trick on me and put him in a slacker's body.
Joe. [laughs]
Hey man, looks are very deceiving, you know? I mean, check it out: if Ingrid sized me up on looks alone, would she have married me?
All right, look, I'm going to be honest with you: you know I love J.J., I've always loved that kid. Cassidy, you know Cassidy - she's tough, man; she'll eat J.J. up and spit him out. I'm not going to do that to him. Or to you. I'm serious, man. I'm sorry if I hurt you feelings. I didn't mean to, you know that.
San Francisco, damn it's good to be home, isn't it, bubba?
Shhh, yeah, but next time you ask me to go for a ride through the country, forget it.
What do you mean, you didn't like the fresh air?
Hey, I love the fresh air; it was the bullets flying through the fresh air I didn't dig.
Joe's gonna stay here with Holly and I need to borrow your car for about an hour.
Well, am I going to get it back with bullet holes?
With any luck.
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