Nash Bridges quotes from Nash Bridges

Joe Dominguez

So, ah, you're gonna let Cassidy drive the 'Cuda?

Nash Bridges

Yes, I was.

Joe Dominguez

Yeah, but I never get to drive the car. A wonder how that all fits together, doesn't it?

Nash Bridges

What does?

Joe Dominguez

You know, you, your car, your whole attitude towards the Dominguez clan.

Nash Bridges

What are you getting mad about?

Joe Dominguez

Well, you hurt my feelings, all right? I mean, you may not realize it, but J.J. is actually a very decent upstanding young man. You know, God just played a trick on me and put him in a slacker's body.

Nash Bridges

Joe. [laughs]

Joe Dominguez

Hey man, looks are very deceiving, you know? I mean, check it out: if Ingrid sized me up on looks alone, would she have married me?

Nash Bridges

All right, look, I'm going to be honest with you: you know I love J.J., I've always loved that kid. Cassidy, you know Cassidy - she's tough, man; she'll eat J.J. up and spit him out. I'm not going to do that to him. Or to you. I'm serious, man. I'm sorry if I hurt you feelings. I didn't mean to, you know that.

Nash Bridges

San Francisco, damn it's good to be home, isn't it, bubba?

Joe Dominguez

Shhh, yeah, but next time you ask me to go for a ride through the country, forget it.

Nash Bridges

What do you mean, you didn't like the fresh air?

Joe Dominguez

Hey, I love the fresh air; it was the bullets flying through the fresh air I didn't dig.

Nash Bridges

Joe's gonna stay here with Holly and I need to borrow your car for about an hour.

Lisa Bridges

Well, am I going to get it back with bullet holes?

Nash Bridges

With any luck.

Nash Bridges

[to a suspect] Talk to me first; I'm easier and a hell of a lot cheaper.

Joe Dominguez

I'll vouch for that; he's cheap and easy.

Joe Dominguez

[taking the dental packing out of his mouth, riding in Nash's car] That was the longest twenty minutes of my life outside my prostate exame.

Nash Bridges

'Scuse me - where you you thinkin' on putting that?

Joe Dominguez

I was thinking the ashtray.

Nash Bridges

[handing Joe a piece of tissue paper] Yeah, well, I'm thinking you wrap it in this until we pass a city trash can.

Joe Dominguez

You okay? Want me to drive?

Nash Bridges

I'm in shock, I'm not insane.

Joe Dominguez

See anything?

Nash Bridges

Yeah, there's a sale on Pauly Shore movies.

Joe Dominguez

[motioning to a bus beside them that has a poster plastered on its side with a banner that says "Sex is Good. Safe Sex is Better."] Huh. That poster looks just like your daughter, bubba.

Nash Bridges

[surprised] That is my daughter.

Joe Dominguez

You know, I wonder if Ingrid and I are gonna have, a little boy or little girl. You know what I mean? with a little boy you can, you know, kind of initiate him into the club, you know? With a little girl I think you spend most of your time kind of protecting her from the club, you know?

Nash Bridges

Oh, bubba - you are not wrong there.

Nash Bridges

[about Cassidy] Okay, where is she?

Lisa Bridges

She stormed off to the library

Nash Bridges

Oh, she stormed off? And just what is it she has to be angry about?

Lisa Bridges

Apparently she didn't like it when I found her condoms.

Nash Bridges

What condoms?

Lisa Bridges

The ones she plans to use when she and Freddie have sex.

Joe Dominguez

[looks uncomfortable] Um, you have anything to read?

Lisa Bridges

On the coffee table.

Joe Dominguez

I'll be reading and, um, eavesdropping from over here.

Nash Bridges

I don't believe this.

Joe Dominguez

Should have had a boy, Nash man. Probably be buying him condoms yourself.

Lisa Bridges

[laughs] That's true.

Nash Bridges

That is not true! That is not true.

Lisa Bridges

Think about it, Nash: what is Cassidy doing we didn't do at her age?

Nash Bridges

Lisa, I don't wanna be thinkin', at my age, at what Cassidy was doin' that we did when she's her age.

Nash Bridges

[about Karen] But she does make the crime page.

Evan Cortez

Oh, yeah, she does.

Nash Bridges

That's good.

Evan Cortez

Yeah, she catches a lot of bad guys; big-time gang leaders, drug dealers, that kind of thing.

Joe Dominguez

So, she's a good cop, huh?

Evan Cortez

[to Nash] Yeah, in Chicago she's like a female version of you.

Joe Dominguez

No wonder I thought she was so sexy.

Nash Bridges

Oh, baby.

[about Karen, looking through the peephole] Well, she don't look like a cop. She looks like a supermodel.

Joe Dominguez

She's Cindy Crawford. As a matter of fact, we're all supermodels. Come on, man, open the door.

Nash Bridges

Yeah, open it up - we're late for an S.I. swimsuit shoot.

Why didn't you run?

Nash Bridges

I don't like to run.

Joe Dominguez

[after a girl gives Nash her number] Can't we go anywhere without chicks hitting on you?

Nash Bridges

Chicks don't hit on me.

Joe Dominguez

Please, have you had an eye exam lately?

Nash Bridges

Stop it.

Joe Dominguez

I'd like to be able to flirt every once in a while.

Nash Bridges

Well, then, do it. There's no harm in it; you're married, not dead.

Joe Dominguez

[holding out his hand and showing off his wedding ring] Are you kidding, man? I'm branded. That is chick repellant right there.