[Napoleon and Pedro are in his bedroom while he searches everywhere for his Rack-U-Tane]
Pedro, I can't find my Rack-U-Tane anywhere! There's no way I can fight without it!
Oh, well. At least your skin is clear.
[entering the bedroom] What are you still doing here, Napoleon? I thought you had a big fight to impress the woman you stole from me.
She has a name, Kip. I just don't know what it is.
[Doorbell rings]
Oh. That must be the ride I arranged for you.
[pounding from outside the front door; off-screen] DYNAMITE, WHERE ARE YOU?!
Oh, man! It's Rex! Pedro, tell him I have diarrhea! [quickly hides under his bed]
He's right here, Rex. Hiding under his bed.
Kip, shut up!
[pulls Napoleon out from under the bed] Nobody turns their back on the Thundercone! You're gonna fight whether you want to or not! [drags Napoleon out of his room by the ankles]
Be careful. He has diarrhea.
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