[The narrator introduces fashion models posing next to the Dream Cars Of Tomorrow. Each car is shown between shots of fireworks.]
Servo [as Announcer]: With Jackie Gleason, Audrey Meadows...
Crow: Bonnie and Clyde's death car!
. . .
Servo [as Announcer]: With Art Carney and Joyce Randolph...
Crow: Fonzie's death car.
Mike [as Fonzie]: Ay.
. . .
Mike [as Narrator]: Pregnant woman and schnauzer optional.
Crow: Entire production supervised by Jackie Gleason.
. . .
Servo: The "Closed Three Plants" car.
Mike: Executive producer, Jack Philbin.
Crow: The Schick electric razor car!
. . .
Narrator: Costume by Emilio of Capri!
Mike [as Narrator]: Unfettered avarice by Madison Avenue!
Servo [as Announcer]: ...in The Honeymooners!
[A broad-grilled car is shown next.]
Crow [as the cars "expression"]: GRRR! RRRRrrrR!
. . .
Mike [as Narrator]: Clown suit by Bargain Clown of Hollywood.

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