[The narrator introduces fashion models posing next to the Dream Cars Of Tomorrow. Each car is shown between shots of fireworks.]
With Jackie Gleason, Audrey Meadows...
Bonnie and Clyde's death car!
. . .
With Art Carney and Joyce Randolph...
Fonzie's death car.
Ay.
. . .
Pregnant woman and schnauzer optional.
Entire production supervised by Jackie Gleason.
. . .
The "Closed Three Plants" car.
Executive producer, Jack Philbin.
The Schick electric razor car!
. . .
Costume by Emilio of Capri!
Unfettered avarice by Madison Avenue!
...in The Honeymooners!
[A broad-grilled car is shown next.]
GRRR! RRRRrrrR!
. . .
Clown suit by Bargain Clown of Hollywood.
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